Let’s be honest, the layout of hospitals is crazy. After making the hospital my second home, thanks to work and clinicals, I don’t notice it too much. However, if I have to go some random area (mail room? Occupational health? HR?), it can get a bit confusing. Even with the signs everywhere!
My PNA application was due last Friday and I had been waiting on a reference meaning I wasn’t able to turn it in until the due date on the dot. But I work Fridays from 8am-8pm. Meaning I had to enlist my wonderful, amazing, fantastical husband to drive out to the hospital and drop it off for me. When we got home later, he told me about how difficult it was for him to navigate to the depths of the hospital to the Human Resources office.
Here’s his tale verbatim:
“So I get there and there’s this old, 85 year old lady sitting at the information desk talking to even older lady. I’m standing there and waiting, and I hit the little thing. Bing! She looks up at me and says ‘Oh dear, can I help you?’ I tell her ‘Yes, I was looking for the HR office.’
She says, ‘Sure sweetie. See these stairs here, you’re gonna go down these stairs and then make a left. Go all the way down past 1st double doors and then make a right and then pass another set of double doors that look just like the first set you just passed and go all the way through them and then you’re gonna make a right. Don’t go to the first elevator but carry all the way down until you see a window and then make a right and then make a second right and then its gonna be on your left.’ These were just the directions to the only set of elevators that went to the HR office. There were other sets of elevators all around me…and none of them went to the right place! So I had to find this one set of elevators.
So I wander around and get lost and end up in oncology unit. There are all these business people with nametags- no patients, just people in offices. I pass this lady and she’s looking at me, who doesn’t have a nametag, and says ‘Excuse me?’ I look back and she asks, ‘Can I help you find something?’
‘ Yeah I’m looking for HR’. ‘Oh okay, well you’re gonna go all the way down hallway, pass the elevator and make a left and then go down and make a right and then you’ll make a left.’
I guess I was near it but in a different area. But I finally find it and go to second floor. There were other directions the oncology lady gave me for once I got to the second floor, but I didn’t remember so I walked around and ended up in Environmental Services. I knock on door and there was this older black man with papers all over and dust. Papers on the floor, the desk, the keyboard- it was crazy looking!
He says, ‘Can I help you?’ I was like, ‘Yeah I’m looking for the HR office’. So, he walked me to the end of the hall and said make a right go all the way down and make a left and there will be signs. And then I found it. I handed the lady the application and told her, ‘Man, it was a chore finding you.’ She just laughed at me.”
Poor husband- I had to thank him a million times over the weekend. I appreciate it! But seriously, hospitals should be a little easier to navigate, right?
Love,
Laney