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M-isms #12

Laney — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 05:33:52 +0000

On fetal attitude: “Oh my yes, they’ll have an attitude before they even get here”

M-isms #11

Laney — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 06:09:29 +0000

On proper clinical conduct: “You should be in the nursery at all times. Not sitting around the nurses station talking about the bachelor last night…That’s a great show though.”

M-isms #8

Laney — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 13:33:11 +0000

On why you take a diaphragm out within 24 hours: “Oh the horror stories I could tell you. We had this woman come in with a horrible infection- she had her diaphragm in for a week. Oh yes, imagine the smell that followed her around!”

M-isms #6

Laney — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 18:46:19 +0000

On patient being hypothermic: “Now let me tell you, she was as cold as dead!”

M-isms #5

Laney — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:40:49 +0000

On determining if the baby is in breech position (upside down) during birth: “See, like, I can tell because when I put my finger in the vagina, if it goes into it’s anus, it feels like one of those Chinese finger traps…you know what I’m talking about?”