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On determining if baby may have birth defects just after the delivery: “Well, if the baby has you know maybe droopiness or a something weird in the face, I may look at the parents. Sometimes the parents will be looking a little chromesome-y themselves!”
PS- You can also read about the origin of these nursing instructor quotes and the rest of the collection of other M-isms
On strict bedrest for preterm labor moms: “No sexual intercourse, no nipple stimulation, no…no..no playing!”
On fetal attitude: “Oh my yes, they’ll have an attitude before they even get here”
On proper clinical conduct: “You should be in the nursery at all times. Not sitting around the nurses station talking about the bachelor last night…That’s a great show though.”
On African-American babies sometimes looking light-skinned when first born: “Sometimes, you gotta calm daddy down- maybe call security. They see this light baby and start thinking, I dunno, maybe mom was fooling around! But, then you show them the ears and the privates and say ‘See? They’re dark! White babies don’t look like that.’”
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